PUT ON THE RED LIGHTS AND WATCH HER TRANSMOGRIFY!

Roxanne is a sneaky, crafty little missy. She may seem all square and boring but hey hey, you can sit her up while you're on your desk, lay her flat on the beach or turn Roxanne to her sides and make her the most comfortable recliner ever. Paranaam Muthu, a loyal customer once wrote to us that he had discovered 12 more ways to use Roxanne. He calls it the Roxanne-Sutra.

We refuse to comment. :)